A CHAUVINIST POEM
Egad, I must be millions of years old
killed in the galactic wars of Lyra
a slave or king in different worlds
perchance a reptilian before human
on then on Terra for countless lives
war in the great ships from Orion
a giant of the massive stone works
and pyramids found all over Terra
“What if you were a female?
Get ready we are due for cards
and try not to revoke this time”
Back to earth, grounded again
What, female? perish the thought
and smacked her bottom